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Guide for medical cannabis ministers
and medical marijuana ministers
This is a Guide for medical cannabis ministers and medical marijuana ministers.
This Guide outlines some of the topics you may need to prepare for in order to have a successful legal defense in both federal (U.S.) and state (California) court for working as a medical marijuana minister or medical cannabis minister in a California medical cannabis collective, dispensary, or cooperative.
Exact material will vary greatly by religion. I provide examples from my own religion, although many of the examples may not apply to your religion. You will want to prepare your own defense, probably with the help of a lawyer skilled in first amendment and criminal law.
Blood Libel
The Blood Libel is the false claim made by the Inquisitions, Witch Hunts, and Witch Trials that supposedly Witches (the Inquisitions, Witch Hunts, and Witch Trials) and Jews (the Inquisitions) who supposedly were extremely ugly with large noses supposedly kidnapped Christian babies and children (supposedly Witches lured them with offers of herbal candies), supposedly raped Christian babies and children (including oral and anal sodomy), supposedly tortured Christian babies and children, supposedly murdered Christian babies and children by baking or cooking them, and then supposedly committed canabilism by eating the cooked bodies of Christian babies and children.
The Blood Libel was used as the official legal justification for beating, gang raping, torturing, sexually mutilating, strangling, drawing and quartering, beheading, baking, and burning Witches and Jews at the stake.
The Blood Libel is the most conscious shocking false charge humanly possible.
There are official government and/or Church paperwork confirming at least 30,000 persons in Germany being put to death by 150 years of German Inquisition and historical documents confirming at least 60,000 persons in Europe (mostly Poland and Germany) for the same period. Cecil Williamson put up a memorial in 1952 dedicated to “the estimated nine million people killed during the witch persecutions in Europe”. None of these estimates include the 1-1/2 million Roma murdered in the Nazi Holocaust for Gypsy Witchcraft (six million killed: 3 million Jews, 1.5 million Gypsies, 0.8 million homosexuals, and 0.7 million others).
In 1999 a group of Christian pastors attempted to force the U.S. Army to forbid Wiccans from practicing their religion on the Army base at Fort Hood, Texas. Rev. Jack Harvey, pastor of Tabernacle Independent Baptist Church in Killeen, Texas, allegedly arranged for at least one member of his church to carry a handgun during religious services, “in case a warlock tries to grab one of our kids…I’ve heard they drink blood, eat babies. They have fires, they probably cook them…”
In 2009 the current Roman Catholic Pope called on Catholics to take action against African Witches (see timeline).
To this day thousands of accused Witches are murdered world-wide. Many of the accused are not actually Witches.
cartoons
The Sunday Times ran an editorial cartoon on Holocaust Memorial Day (January 27, 2013) depicting Israeli Prime Minister benjamin Netanyahu looming over a wall built with Palestinians caught between blood-splattered bricks. The cartoon was created by Gerald Scarfe.
Martin Ivens, acting editor, said that the last thing he or “anyone connected with the Sunday Times would countenance would be insulting the memory of the Shoah or invoking the blood libel.”
movies
A new movie has been released entitled Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters that uses the blood libel as the entire basis of the movie and encourages people to kill Witches world-wide.
The courts have already ruled in multiple cases that a person who starts preparing a religious defense (including gathering certificates and other paperwork) after arrest loses all chance to use the late religious defense. It is essential that you prepare your defense before you are arrested. Adequate preparation may even prevent arrest.
This website is concerned with religious matters and only obliquely discusses the law. I strongly recommend that medical marijuana ministers rely on a high quality lawyer.
I (Milo) use my own religion as an example, because this is the religion I know well. I strongly urge people to get together with their lawyer and prepare a similar discussion for their own religion. Again, my religion is only an example.
Good news: Many people over the years have successfully used Pr Ntr Kmt religious cannabis certificates. The author of this website has personally several times over more than a decade shown various police Pr Ntr Kmt documentation and the police have politely returned the religious cannabis. There are at least two Pr Ntr Kmt cannabis ministers who have been released after the police discovered several pounds of religious cannabis (although the police kept the cannabis). There are numerous real world successes.
Reality: If the government decides it wants to “get you”, then your only chance is if you can afford a really, really good lawyer.
The law is whatever the government decides the law is.
The rights you heard about in grade school only apply if you can afford a great lawyer. Public defenders are under-budgeted and only want to process paperwork for plea bargains. They simply don’t have the time or money for trials.
We don’t want to discourage anyone from worshiping with cannabis, but we do want to strongly warn everyone that you have a significant risk of long term imprisonment or worse, especially outside of major industrialized nations.
Please act responsibly. Please hire a lawyer if you can possibly afford to do so.
Get a Pr Ntr Kmt certificate as proof that your cannabis religion is real.
These web pages contain religious advice. These web pages are not professional legal or medical advice. Nothing on this website should be considered as a substitute or replacement for professional medical, health, or legal advice. All persons should seek the advice of qualified medical, health, or legal providers.
If you spot an error in fact, grammar, syntax, or spelling, or a broken link, or have additional information, commentary, or constructive criticism, please contact Milo at PO Box 1361, Tustin, Calif, 92781, USA.
